Mega-Chatter is a nice little tool I made just for fun. I wanted to have a 
better way to start my chats (when you are a sysop you actually do alot of 
chatting... I do anyway..)  

This door is actually a simple writer, that will write som random txt to the 
user when entering chat. You as sysop have the opportunity to choose which 
type of txt you want to display. You can disply txt in different languages, 
in different moods or whatever. YOU choose.. The txt will be written just as 
if YOU were the one actually writing it. You also have the ability to include
user's handle in the txt... The users will be impressed with you writing 
skills! :-) 

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[generic]                  475    1074  44.2% -lh5- b13e Jul  2  1995 bbs/commands/syscmd/CHATTER.info
[generic]                   32      32 100.0% -lh0- 98ef Jun 13  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/1/1
[generic]                   39      39 100.0% -lh0- 5e29 Jun 13  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/1/2
[generic]                   16      16 100.0% -lh0- bfec Jun 13  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/1/3
[generic]                   19      19 100.0% -lh0- 251e Jun 29  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/1/4
[generic]                   41      41 100.0% -lh0- cede Jun 16  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/2/1
[generic]                   39      39 100.0% -lh0- 4663 Jun 13  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/2/2
[generic]                   42      42 100.0% -lh0- 83a2 Jun 29  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/2/3
[generic]                   15      15 100.0% -lh0- f706 Jun 29  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/2/4
[generic]                   29      29 100.0% -lh0- 531a Jun 29  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/2/5
[generic]                   39      39 100.0% -lh0- 36a2 Jun 29  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/2/6
[generic]                 3340    7160  46.6% -lh5- 41fc Jul  4  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/chatter
[generic]                 4873   13898  35.1% -lh5- c800 Jul  4  1995 bbs/doors/mega-chatter/MegaChatter.Guide
[generic]                  202     552  36.6% -lh5- 3e5c Jul  2  1995 bbs/s/chat.txt
[generic]                  280     513  54.6% -lh5- 0553 Jul  4  1995 file_id.diz
[generic]                  513    1628  31.5% -lh5- b704 Jun 29  1995 +kick<>thiz+
[generic]                 9330   14602  63.9% -lh5- 0483 Sep  2  1992 Gulrotsaft
[generic]                  408     996  41.0% -lh5- a4ca Jun 29  1995 Reklame.asc
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